Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

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    Text - sarah nicole ryer @sarahnicoleryer have you or a family member ever dated a guy named matt. you maybe entitled to compensation 4:31 am 15 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 78.1K Likes 10.6K Retweets
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    via kttgros
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    Text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly when is national "guy i have been sleeping with 3 times a week for 5 months who won't let me call him my boyfriend" day?i want an excuse to post pics of us on instagram that he will then ask me to remove. 11:14 pm 3 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 62.6K Likes 5.1K Retweets >
    via @danadonly
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    Bag - "move muthafucka yew in de weh" @sikunikudumo_x This is the bag men carry their audacity in @farrarsln 13 Oct pawa Nak letak apa dalam ni?
    via @sikunikudumo_x
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    Text - ryan @gothicmane oh you like music? name every song 6:22 am 19 Oct 2019 Twitter Web App 322.8K Likes 83.1K Retweets
    via @gothicmane
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    via AnyaVolz
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    Face - reid @thereidfeed I donated $10 to @ewarren yesterday and a gay on her campaign called to thank me... she really has a plan for everything...a man finally called me 12:34 am 21 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone >
    via @thereidfeed
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    Text - Tazanna @Tazanna_Sandra Never ask a man if he is single. Instead ask him "is anyone under the impression that they are in a relationship with you?" 10:52 pm 1 Oct 2019 Twitter for Android 618 Likes 231 Retweets
    via @Tazanna_Sandra
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    Text - Gabriella @gabiekin_ everyone wanna do relationship stuff except be in a relationship LOL oh lawddddd 11:38 pm 7 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1.5K Likes 420 Retweets
    via @gabiekin_
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    Text - Е.Н. @Aguerojnr You're in a situationship with a don who's in 4 other situationships. Have a good day 3:41 pm 8 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 653 Likes 232 Retweets
    via @Aguerojnr
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    Text - spooky sai @Saisailu97 voodoo soON someone make a tutorial on how to get over a breakup with someone you never actually dated 1:05 am 10 Feb 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1.8K Likes 424 Retweets
    via @Saisailu97
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    Text - Joke Peralta @Yung_Naan So Kylie breaks up with Travis, Travis drops HITR and a week later Kylie drops her hit single "Rhiyse en Shiñë" which ultimately kick-starts her music career? Smells like another Kris Jenner masterclass to me idk idk 11:05 pm 17 Oct 2019 Twitter for Android 463.5K Likes 67.2K Retweets
    via @Yung_Naan

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